It’s time for another edition of thoughts I didn’t tweet.
Least favorite expression lately: “well said.” Usually, what’s being referred to could be said much better.
Loving Margulies’ look.
I find the cursive capital T underwhelming.
If my whole dinner is white — potato, sour cream, bread, cheese, vodka — this is probably not healthy.
No, I don’t like greens.
I wish I could use ⌘-F to find words in my handwritten journal.
Today is the 16th? It’s been the 16th a long time.
Baked Cheetos and Veggie Corn Dog for dinner. I eat like Honey Boo Boo either grew a conscience or went on a diet. Maybe both. #notproud
Here come the Frito-Lay and the TLC bots. When will I learn?
About the loud neighbors: I think I’m extending unjustified positive feelings towards them because they are good looking. #feelingshallow
If I get up to ten near tweets, I can post it. [Surprised…] I have twelve!
Meta much? Nearly always.
I can see gravity on my face.
I just really hope there’s not an earthquake before I take a shower. I really need a shower.